Where has all the clam dip gone?!

History
Everyone has their traditions. This is also true when it comes to the Superbowl.
For as long as I can remember, watching the Superbowl always involved eating chips and clam dip. This year I didn't watch the Superbowl. And I didn't have my clam dip.

The Problem
You know when you realize something is missing and you just HAVE to have it? Yeah, well that's how I've been ever since the clam-dip-missing-Superbowl-Sunday.

The Journey
4 stores, 3 towns and 2 months of looking. I've been to 4 stores: two Hannaford's, 1 Shaw's, and 1 Walmart. I've been to 3 towns: Portland, Freeport, and Scarborough. I'm not gonna lie. I almost cried after the second store. It's not even that big of a deal. BUT WHERE HAS ALL THE CLAM DIP GONE? Seriously?! Where is it?! I've turned into a crazy person trying to find it. They have french onion, ranch, bacon horseradish, jalapeno cheddar, and a new BBQ something. Yes, I know every brand, every kind. I know what the colors are (light blue and white with a clam on the label). Helavu Good? More like Heluva GONE.

The Solution
Solution? What solution. I want my freakin' clam dip!